[Verse] 

My boss drives a car  

you wouldn’t recognize.   

He's everywhere at once  

with a trunk full of vice. 

When he shakes your hand 

don’t be afraid;

just tell him the truth 

then go on your way.

  

[Chorus] 

I've made bets   

no honest man would make. 

Now I'm in debt  

every time I get paid.

  

[Verse] 

My boss owns the town 

and everything in it 

so there’s no coroner, 

just a physician’s assistant. 

Remember last spring

his cousin was tried, 

one count of manslaughter 

when eight people died? 

  

[Chorus] 

I've made bets   

no honest man would make. 

Now I'm in debt  

every time I get paid.

  

[Bridge] 

There's trespassers

this side of town.

It's better they run away

than stand their ground. 

​

Digging myself out

of a bad bet.

Got me lying to people 

you don't want to upset.

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[Chorus] 

I've made bets   

no honest man would make. 

Now I'm in debt  

every time I get paid.

  

[Verse] 

My boss drives a car  

you wouldn’t recognize.   

He's everywhere at once  

with a trunk of dry ice. 

When he shakes your hand 

don’t be afraid 

just tell him the truth 

then go on your way.